Why Hindu Gaddars are so brave?

‘Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.’

William Shakespeare

There may not be an exact headcount or a percentage, but there are several and quite a few Hindus who speak freely fearlessly on almost all platforms against their own religion!

I have rarely or almost never seen- any Sikh, any Muslim or a Christian in India so openly speaking against their brethren. Surprised? I have myself been wondering why such bravado – hitting out at their own faith- amongst those who profess and swear by tolerance thumping their chests all the time. Let me tell you the enlightenment dawned upon me like Gautam Buddha? Idiot I said to myself; the answer was within- as all sages preach ‘look within’.

I am a Hindu – I just had to look within bro and that gave me the answer that was bothering me for years- at least from 2014 AD. I am down right fearful of opposing anyone! And conveniently I want to sound very civilized (Civility ka saraa theka, humne liya hua hai) we are the oldest religion and we immediately start giving gyan of ‘Vasudhev Kutumbakam- world is one family’, we have never forced any one for conversion by the sword or bribe, we respect all religions (except our own), never conquered any one’s land, we are the most forgiving species specially crafted by the All mighty, we are the most civilized people. This is nothing but global Gyan under which we want to hide ourselves.  Don’t say anything and win your enemy with love even if he has an automatic weapon in his hand fully loaded to fire 100 bullets a minute, ‘kissee ka dil hum nahi dukkha sakte’.

There has to be a very good reason for a few Hindus to speak so feverishly against their own religion and practices and get away with it almost every day in all T studious stage shows, debates etc. The reason is not that the rest of the Hindus who are constantly goaded by their own are  ‘tolerant’ (this is the most fraudulent expression used today) but are actually within their own clan seen as timid, not bothered, fearful, apprehensive, faint-hearted, frightened to oppose in even the feeblest way anyone tearing them apart- including those from their own faith. These are religious traitors or simply put religious Gaddars. These Gaddars are not brave- hello, they are very weak kneed and will be shit scared even if you shout at them- no need to even hammer them. They know ‘Jo marzee bolo none of them will say a word’. And they are spot on- they are right the rest don’t have any guts. So for them it is a free run.

OK you will call them Sickulars, liberandoos, Hindu bourgeois, Pseudo Hindus for them these are expensive titles like ‘Sir’ majesty, Lord, Dukes, Earls, Marquess, a knight or even a Viscount. They not only mind but love it as a part of the elite club. But, but these gaddars can be shaken to the bone if you just hold them by their collar and do it like Bond- James bond- Shaken not stirred, half will wet their pants,

 These are Hybrid Hindus who display bravado as long as there is no one to take them on.

In Biology the offspring of two plants or animals of different species or varieties, such as a mule are hybrid breed “the bird was a hybrid of a goose and a swan”. Yeh kuchch allag he hain’.

Let me give some more details of Hybrid Variety.  Mules are the hybrid resulting from the mating between a horse mare and a donkey jack. Less frequently encountered are hinnies, the result of a mating between a donkey jenny and a horse stallion. Mules are said to possess “hybrid vigor”- Gaddar vigour.

 An ass is what we consider a donkey, except that it’s wild. So, donkeys are domesticated asses: four-footed, hoofed mammals related to the horse. A mule is a cross between a horse and donkey. But they all behave the same way. Like an Ass.

Historical perspective of Hybrid Hindus

Let us look at some contemporary history of British Raj.

Most Darogas and sepoys in the Police under the British were Indians, majority were Hindus. They were the whipping boys for whipping brown political prisoners like Bhagat singh and thousands others. So it is historically correct that Hindus whipped the helpless Hindus tied to the post. In Jallianwalla Bagh Amritsar Massacre under Brig-Gen R. E. H. Dyer, in charge of 50 soldiers, (25 of the 9th Gurkha Rifles, all Hindus) massacred around 500 defenseless Indians.

Bhagat Singh, Sukhdev and Rajguru were tried for the murder of superintendent of police John Saunders. The trial in the Lahore Conspiracy case began in Borstal Jail and was heard by first-class magistrate Pandit Sri Kishen, who was later given the title of Rai Sahib by the British government. He was Pandit and a krishen, a Hindu again. But happy with a Rai Saab bahadur ji.

Hybrid Hindus of today may have some blood line connection to these Hindu bashers- can’t say whom they crossed with- Jackasses, donkeys and some thorough bred Hindu horses.

What is your problem?

Since the question and antecedents of breed more or less settled, another question is again as tricky as the reason for their bravado. Ok you may have problems with the government policies, you may not like PM Modi for whatever reason but then why are you cursing your own faith, your own nation, your own army? What is the problem?

One plausible answer is that they still relate to colonial hangover. Some of them are anglicized to the DNA, which turns them to such shameless turncoats. 

SILVER LINING on the dark cloud- the Final solution

I have ridden thoroughbred horses where our instructor used to tell us how to control a horse ‘Aagey se rokko- Peeche say Thoko’ which means pull the reigns from front and whip the horse from the back.

For taming a mule the manual is a little different. It says thus:-

To tame a mule it is fairly simple, all you need to do is hop on its back. The first couple of times you do this it’ll knock you off. But give it enough time and you’ll have the mule tamed in no time. If you’re lucky enough you’ll be able to tame it in one go.

This is great news, no?

Hybrid Hindu Gaddars HHGs need just a shut up call. Don’t give them a second chance, no need to be polite. Mules don’t understand that.

If a mule can bray all day against the government, the leaders, the authority under his freedom of speech. Then why should a thoroughbred horse worry- Kick hard.

It is at worst the 80:20 problem. If 80 horses can’t shut up 20 mules, it will be unacceptable. Don’t wait bro just shout out together, I can assure you all mules will shit together.